Disclaimer. As of November 14th when I wrote this, Vera Macdonald was alone and thriving on Facebook. The Vera I refer to in this blog is a fake Romanian Vera Macdonald, trying to get me to pay for my winnings.
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Vera Macdonald
Hello
How are you doing?
Jeff
I’m experiencing a whole new aspect of life late in my years… The poverty lifestyle. Worrying about rent, not having a car or food some weeks. It’s been an eye opening experience. I’m oddly enjoying the variety and lessons that come with it… at least until I get evicted and live on the street…
You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you’ve read messages.
Ok
Glad to hear from you
And I have something confidential to share with you guess what?
Jeff
Wow fake fira. I would have thought when you heard I was homeless you wouldn’t be as interested in conning me into your scam.
It’s real me
Not scam
Jeff
Vera died. She was 90
No
Jeff
Ok. I’m sorry. I guess that was the other veer McDonald
Ok
I really have something confidential to share with you guess what?
Jeff
I already guessed. Tell me and send you the link can I look at my credit card ready
No
I was just wondering if you have heard anything from the Publisher Clearing House (PCH)
Jeff
You bet. I won 700,0007 years ago.
It paid for your funeral. Remember?
Oh wait. My prize was from family clearing house. I don’t think it’s related.
The promotion was made by the Publisher Clearing House and i got some cash from them but i saw your name among the winner list when they came to deliver my winning money did you actually get yours?
Jeff
7 years ago, yes… But it was family coating house.
I don’t think publishers clearing House works in Canada. I think they’re American only Vera.
It must be family clearing House you’re thinking of
Why else would my name be on the list? It was Stanley clearing House
I mean family
This is a new promotion made by the PCH not quite long, I got $150,000.00 from them,if truly you haven’t got yours i think you will have to contact their online coordinator did you know how to do that?
Jeff
it’s okay. That’s how they do the promotions birra. They put people you know name on the list and show that you’re the one that won. It’s the way they’ve been doing it for a while
You can just try and ask if it’s real you because I got mine for real within 7hours I apply.
I think you need to contact their claiming Agent now to see if you are eligible , Do you need their contact?
Jeff
Cool. You know I won’t, but thanks for alerting me. I’ll only spend it more drugs, so I’m better off assuming it’s not real.
The last win ruined me.
Trust me Jeff, I can never give you a fake information about this, I thought it was not real when i was told as well but eventually got mine at my doorstep by the FedEx man.
Jeff
Just drop it Vera. Even if I wanted to, I haven’t paid my cell bill in 6 months. Just drop it. I want nothing to do with another windfall. My dear friend. I am so happy for you. You heirs will appreciate it. But I don’t.
That’s why I wanted you to apply ,you will pay all your debts and start a new life with it, I know you will surely appreciate and I promise to lead you through in anything you are asked to do okay.
Jeff
Fuck you Vera. This is so you. Stop trying to Dave me. I like being a junkie. Now I said it polite because of your condition but just leave me alone. I’m fine, really. I might have a buyer for my book.
Save me. Typo.
Weirdest haunting ever Vera. I don’t want it to end this way. I’m sorry but I’m fine, really.
I deserve poverty for a while. A life lesson.
I’m loving transit.
Don’t be that way.
Okay it’s fine, anytime you need my help just let me know . I can drop you the agent number, if you seems you wants to give it a trial someday, all I know is that you will surely appreciate me at the end.
Jeff
Fine. I’ll tell you truth. I already got the letter. My name comes above yours, and so I guess I got mine before you. About 2 and 1/2 weeks ago. It was for one of the lesser prizes. Only $6,000, and I spent it in 4 days so I didn’t want to tell you about it. I wish you wouldn’t metal in my life so much. You’re not my mother. I appreciate your concern, but it just reminds me how much of a loser I am. Let’s not speak of this again.
Ok
Jeff
I win. 20 points. thanks for playing. Let’s play again sometime soon. I think you did very well at keeping a straight face despite the fact that guy called you wrote on the second message.
Vera McDonald is dead
Ok
The choice is yours
Jeff
Do I have your permission to use this on my comedy website and in my life comedy routine?
No
Why will you do such thing
Jeff
Tough. It will be bogged and set in record so that others may be aware of the publishers clearing House scammer isn’t there a McDonald
Are you not matured enough
Jeff
Don’t personally attack me stammer. you just quite obvious to me that you are not beer McDonald, publishers clearing House does not operate in Canada, and would therefore not be legal in Canada. A previous winner of 7 million dollars would not be eligible. Beer McDonald is dead. Why are you still trying to convince me that you are not a fake
Ok
Its fine
Good night.